Honest Titles For Disney Movies

Sure they're based on fantasy, but what if Disney movies had titles that were accurate?
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posted on 8 years ago

Disney Lists

11. The Little Mermaid

See, this is all any man wants. A woman who will do whatever he says and will look good while doing so. It's really not the much to ask.

12. The Princess and the Frog

So how many years did it take for Disney to have a black princess? And then they made her kiss a frog? We guess that's what progress looks like in fantasy land.

13. Fantasia

We know Mickey was high. He was seeing things. We're pretty sure Walt was high when he created Fantasia. And you pretty much have to be high to watch it.

14. Cinderella

She went from scrubbing floors to marrying a prince. Nothing a little makeup and some new clothes won't make happen.

15. The Princess and the Frog

So how many years did it take for Disney to have a black princess? And then they made her kiss a frog? We guess that's what progress looks like in fantasy land.

16. Fantasia

We know Mickey was high. He was seeing things. We're pretty sure Walt was high when he created Fantasia. And you pretty much have to be high to watch it.

17. Cinderella

She went from scrubbing floors to marrying a prince. Nothing a little makeup and some new clothes won't make happen.

18. The Princess and the Frog

So how many years did it take for Disney to have a black princess? And then they made her kiss a frog? We guess that's what progress looks like in fantasy land.

19. Fantasia

We know Mickey was high. He was seeing things. We're pretty sure Walt was high when he created Fantasia. And you pretty much have to be high to watch it.