21. The Mission
Living on Mars may give you the impression that we might very well be trippin'. We are pleased to inform you that we are, in fact, so not trippin'. If anything, we're flying (pronounced flyin') to Mars. And it's actually not as hard as it sounds. But why would we want to terraform Mars— make it green and human friendly in the first place? The photos we see of Mars, with its dusty and lifeless terrain, don't really compare to our beautiful blue planet. Plus, there's all those aliens there. Scary! But it's ok, we can take them. We pretty much have to now. Here's why.
22. Overcrowding
There are more than six billion (billion!) people on Earth today. And this abstinence-only education doesn't seem to be working. There simply isn't enough room here. And damn it! We didn't learn the alphabet to be crammed into hospital beds with pregnant teens and abstinence-only teachers! People are starving. People are fat. People are rich. People are poor. Everybody looks better on webcams. It's like six billion people in a one bedroom apartment and they've only been dating for a few months. They need a bigger place. They can rearrange furniture for a month, sure. That's kind of working. But the lack of space isn't the only problem.
23. Is Earth Doomed?
We also can't ignore the whole climate change thing. As unpleasant as it is to think about, scientists say that it's not a matter of "if" Earth gets hit by a giant asteroid. It's a matter of "when" Earth gets hit. And when that does happen, humans will go the way of the dinosaurs— who are dead, if you forgot. Why is this website hating on Earth so much. Whoa. Just you shut your mouth, person. We don't hate Earth. We've known earth since middle school.
24. The Mission
Living on Mars may give you the impression that we might very well be trippin'. We are pleased to inform you that we are, in fact, so not trippin'. If anything, we're flying (pronounced flyin') to Mars. And it's actually not as hard as it sounds. But why would we want to terraform Mars— make it green and human friendly in the first place? The photos we see of Mars, with its dusty and lifeless terrain, don't really compare to our beautiful blue planet. Plus, there's all those aliens there. Scary! But it's ok, we can take them. We pretty much have to now. Here's why.
25. Overcrowding
There are more than six billion (billion!) people on Earth today. And this abstinence-only education doesn't seem to be working. There simply isn't enough room here. And damn it! We didn't learn the alphabet to be crammed into hospital beds with pregnant teens and abstinence-only teachers! People are starving. People are fat. People are rich. People are poor. Everybody looks better on webcams. It's like six billion people in a one bedroom apartment and they've only been dating for a few months. They need a bigger place. They can rearrange furniture for a month, sure. That's kind of working. But the lack of space isn't the only problem.
26. Is Earth Doomed?
We also can't ignore the whole climate change thing. As unpleasant as it is to think about, scientists say that it's not a matter of "if" Earth gets hit by a giant asteroid. It's a matter of "when" Earth gets hit. And when that does happen, humans will go the way of the dinosaurs— who are dead, if you forgot. Why is this website hating on Earth so much. Whoa. Just you shut your mouth, person. We don't hate Earth. We've known earth since middle school.
27. The Mission
Living on Mars may give you the impression that we might very well be trippin'. We are pleased to inform you that we are, in fact, so not trippin'. If anything, we're flying (pronounced flyin') to Mars. And it's actually not as hard as it sounds. But why would we want to terraform Mars— make it green and human friendly in the first place? The photos we see of Mars, with its dusty and lifeless terrain, don't really compare to our beautiful blue planet. Plus, there's all those aliens there. Scary! But it's ok, we can take them. We pretty much have to now. Here's why.
28. Overcrowding
There are more than six billion (billion!) people on Earth today. And this abstinence-only education doesn't seem to be working. There simply isn't enough room here. And damn it! We didn't learn the alphabet to be crammed into hospital beds with pregnant teens and abstinence-only teachers! People are starving. People are fat. People are rich. People are poor. Everybody looks better on webcams. It's like six billion people in a one bedroom apartment and they've only been dating for a few months. They need a bigger place. They can rearrange furniture for a month, sure. That's kind of working. But the lack of space isn't the only problem.
29. Is Earth Doomed?
We also can't ignore the whole climate change thing. As unpleasant as it is to think about, scientists say that it's not a matter of "if" Earth gets hit by a giant asteroid. It's a matter of "when" Earth gets hit. And when that does happen, humans will go the way of the dinosaurs— who are dead, if you forgot. Why is this website hating on Earth so much. Whoa. Just you shut your mouth, person. We don't hate Earth. We've known earth since middle school.
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