The 13 Guys Who Drive Teslas

11. The Napa Weekender

Your future ex-wife might not think it practical, but she's just temporary. Your new gf however, she will LOVE it. Just don't let her borrow it when she brings her girlfriends wine tasting on the weekend. You don't want her and her secret bf getting into any trouble in it.

12. The Venture Capitalist

You are very well educated and even better connected. You've probably built two successful startups and are now working to fund younger versions of you. This is the car that will get you laid more than your youth ever did. Atta boy!

13. Elon Musk

"One does not simply Drive a Tesla."- Elon Musk (not really) You are Elon Musk and you are the coolest kid in town. Elon, we want to be like you, we want to drive like you, and we want to look like you while doing so.

14. Elon Musk

"One does not simply Drive a Tesla."- Elon Musk (not really) You are Elon Musk and you are the coolest kid in town. Elon, we want to be like you, we want to drive like you, and we want to look like you while doing so.

15. The Mission Trustfund Baby

You only dress like you're broke, though we're not sure why, you sure didn't dress like this back home in the midwest. And while your parents are growing tired of funding their favorite man-child, you're going to milk them for just a little while longer, or presumably until you pay off your new toy. God bless America.

16. The Young Co-Founder

It seems like only 3 years ago that you were eating ramen in your dorm room (it was) while busy coding the next biggest thing. Well, you're in the big leagues now guy, and your grocery delivery/car share/laundry app was just thrown a life boat by Marissa Mayer's Yahoo Ark. But you want to be taken seriously, you're tired of people scoffing at your accomplishments. Your company wasn't just some lucky fluke, it changed lives. Even if no one ever hears about it again.

17. The Stay At Home Dad

While your wife/partner is out at work, you're at home "taking care of the kids" which really means you pay the nanny. You may or may not have a WFH job, but it doesn't really matter. Just throw your baby in the back and drive around like you have somewhere important to be. Whole Foods?

18. The Mission Trustfund Baby

You only dress like you're broke, though we're not sure why, you sure didn't dress like this back home in the midwest. And while your parents are growing tired of funding their favorite man-child, you're going to milk them for just a little while longer, or presumably until you pay off your new toy. God bless America.

19. The Young Co-Founder

It seems like only 3 years ago that you were eating ramen in your dorm room (it was) while busy coding the next biggest thing. Well, you're in the big leagues now guy, and your grocery delivery/car share/laundry app was just thrown a life boat by Marissa Mayer's Yahoo Ark. But you want to be taken seriously, you're tired of people scoffing at your accomplishments. Your company wasn't just some lucky fluke, it changed lives. Even if no one ever hears about it again.

20. The Stay At Home Dad

While your wife/partner is out at work, you're at home "taking care of the kids" which really means you pay the nanny. You may or may not have a WFH job, but it doesn't really matter. Just throw your baby in the back and drive around like you have somewhere important to be. Whole Foods?