Stupid Mistakes Driverless Cars Won’t Make
So it turns out cars are better at drivi
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21. Cars Don't Crash, Humans Do
95% of car accidents are due to human error. Driverless cars are finally coming to save us from ourselves. It turns out there IS a Google!
22. Asleep at the Wheel Crash
Your car wasn’t out all night with Tim and Frank drunkenly testing the integrity of glass bottles. Therefore it’s not going to fall asleep at the wheel-s (ziiing). And if it’s running low on gas it will tell you, then drive itself to get some more.
23. Drunk Driving Crash
Your car doesn’t mind being that dude by the bar with a can of Coke. If everyone’s car drove home from the bars then lives would be saved and MADD would go back to just being the name of a stupid magazine. The car won’t hold your hair back as you puke into the toilet, but I’m sure there’s an app for that.
24. Cars Don't Crash, Humans Do
95% of car accidents are due to human error. Driverless cars are finally coming to save us from ourselves. It turns out there IS a Google!
25. Asleep at the Wheel Crash
Your car wasn’t out all night with Tim and Frank drunkenly testing the integrity of glass bottles. Therefore it’s not going to fall asleep at the wheel-s (ziiing). And if it’s running low on gas it will tell you, then drive itself to get some more.
26. Drunk Driving Crash
Your car doesn’t mind being that dude by the bar with a can of Coke. If everyone’s car drove home from the bars then lives would be saved and MADD would go back to just being the name of a stupid magazine. The car won’t hold your hair back as you puke into the toilet, but I’m sure there’s an app for that.
27. Cars Don't Crash, Humans Do
95% of car accidents are due to human error. Driverless cars are finally coming to save us from ourselves. It turns out there IS a Google!
28. Asleep at the Wheel Crash
Your car wasn’t out all night with Tim and Frank drunkenly testing the integrity of glass bottles. Therefore it’s not going to fall asleep at the wheel-s (ziiing). And if it’s running low on gas it will tell you, then drive itself to get some more.
29. Drunk Driving Crash
Your car doesn’t mind being that dude by the bar with a can of Coke. If everyone’s car drove home from the bars then lives would be saved and MADD would go back to just being the name of a stupid magazine. The car won’t hold your hair back as you puke into the toilet, but I’m sure there’s an app for that.
30. Cars Don't Crash, Humans Do
95% of car accidents are due to human error. Driverless cars are finally coming to save us from ourselves. It turns out there IS a Google!
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